Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Professional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.

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e++ p s++ g- B--- A+ n++ G+ r++ E C-- a++ I+++ t Z+ X-- T+++
Mix them all together and they spell:
CRABS GAZE TEXT PING

Blues, Jazz & Soul, with a sprinkling of Classic Rock on the outro

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<tip type="Interpersonal Communication/Lubrication">
Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear. Honorifics and formal politeness provide lubrication where people rub together. Often the very young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as 'empty', 'meaningless', or 'dishonest' and scorn to use them. No matter how 'pure' their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not woik too well at best.
</tip type="Interpersonal Communication/Lubrication">

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