Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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rcarty

1/(6.6 x 10^9)

"Intelligent people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people."

I talk about other people as things with ideas.

Franz Kafka's 'In the Penal Colony' ought to be the standard for halfbakery style creative writing: http://records.viu.ca/~johnstoi/kafka/inthepenalcolony.htm

[Jan 02 2006, last modified Dec 23 2008]

    
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