SeX-Ray Gun

So the main idea is to take any highly viscous or sticky fluid and force it through a small metal tube with a rubber inner lining at high speeds and you'll probably create x-rays depending on the electrical discharge distance occuring at the tip. I know about some synthetic massage oils that safely emulate stickiness, but for these purposes there is nothing wrong with using Petroleum Jelly or even honey for the ultimate in viscoscity. Anyhow, using a syringe needle and a hydraulic actuated piston, such a high and precise charge could be built up on the needle tip, and if properly gapped or gapped with adjustable distances to the anode, a coherent beam of X-rays or other high energy photons might be produced based on wavelength equals high intensity photon speed and on resonant discharge frequency. Of course, there would need to be a parabolic lead shield on the snot launcher's side to protect from high energy photonic radiation.

Note 1: Check out the link on "Sticky X-rays" if you are unfamiliar with the concept of X-rays being generated by unrolling scotch tape in a vacuum.

Note 2: Although the male orgasm likely produces X-rays due to charge buildup, I won't go there too much because that doesn't last nearly as long as necessary to create an X-ray gun (evolution probably weeded out that ability a long time ago because of the resulting high mutation rates from radiation exposure, the introduction of conductivity and lubrication fluids, and the opening/closing neuronal AC circuit routed directly to the pleasure center of the brain).